Quite unbelievably, there’s an American website dedicated to pairing up attractive women with British men.
That’s right, us lot with our awful teeth, PG Tips breath and penchant for gravy and queueing are sought after by women who might be called Chastity or Peggy-Louanne.
The site, called DateBritishGuys.com (and we’ve just lost all our male readers who have all signed up in the hope of snaring a woman with a house made out of balsa wood) says that it is “the premiere source for American based chicks (any nationality is ok!) and British chaps (100% British Beef Only!)” and wants to ‘Save The British Accent’, despite the fact that a British Accent probably equates to sounding like Hugh Grant rather than Mark E. Smith or Ian Paisley.